Oh so lovely
Dec. 30th, 2020 | 12:37 pm

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Aug. 2nd, 2007 | 01:12 pm
passed out at work today, then again in the public toilet next to work after nearly throwing up all over my coworker. Then another coworker drove me home.
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Mr. AAAaaaandrson!
Jun. 20th, 2006 | 03:46 pm
...bullshit romantic sci-fi films like The Lake House, in which the only moments of amusement come when Keanu Reeves is asked to sneeze or cry onscreen — two actions that look remarkably similar when Neo is trying to sell his dramatic talents. Granted, I’ve been a fan of Reeves since he provided unheard-of levels of unintentional comedy in Kenneth Branagh’s Much Ado About Nothing, but Keanu’s talents do not run toward weepers, where his tears look about as natural as Ashlee Simpson’s new nose, and whatever chemistry he shared with Sandra Bullock in Speed was clearly eradicated when that bus fell below 55 miles an hour.
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(no subject)
Dec. 1st, 2005 | 10:34 am
y'all WORE me out yesterday! I went home and collapsed for a couple of hours and went to bed at an ungodly early hour. My conclusion? School sux. Other Conclusion? Y'all rock. Especially
austinmgross's theory of Gravity's Rainbow. I went back and reread some passages and you're TOTALLY RIGHT.
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epiphany, parts II and III
Nov. 11th, 2005 | 02:40 pm
II. Lest ye forget to take your prozac, don't eat anything, for it will come back up the way it came thricefold.
Plain English: you'll be jackknifed around the freakin' toilet. Don't let it happen to you!
III. Should you need sleep by means of medication, don't chase the pill with three shots of espresso.
Plain English: never. EVER. Take three shots of espresso with a sleeping pill. Bad things happen.
Plain English: you'll be jackknifed around the freakin' toilet. Don't let it happen to you!
III. Should you need sleep by means of medication, don't chase the pill with three shots of espresso.
Plain English: never. EVER. Take three shots of espresso with a sleeping pill. Bad things happen.
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Oct. 21st, 2005 | 08:28 am
My sisters gave me my birthday present this morning.
HOLY COMMONWEALTH OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE, BATMAN!
I got The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Anniversary Edition, and Monty Python's Flying Circus Season II on DVD!
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The Irony being it's National Trafalgar Day in the United Kingdom of Britain, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.
HOLY COMMONWEALTH OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE, BATMAN!
I got The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Anniversary Edition, and Monty Python's Flying Circus Season II on DVD!
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The Irony being it's National Trafalgar Day in the United Kingdom of Britain, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.
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(no subject)
Oct. 19th, 2005 | 05:01 pm
The day has gone by mostly with me in the bathroom puking up anything I eat and feeling v. tired and dizzy. To wit, I say:
FUCK YOU: GLAXOSMITHKLINE
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(no subject)
Oct. 18th, 2005 | 10:29 am
My meds are not being nice to me today.
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Fiona Napping on Tuscany
Oct. 17th, 2005 | 06:25 pm
I'm scared. And I'm sad.
In the picture, however, she's taking a nap on a map of Italy, and she's looking at Tuscany. Ironically, where her owner (not me!) went this last summer.

