passed out at work today, then again in the public toilet next to work after nearly throwing up all over my coworker. Then another coworker drove me home.

y'all WORE me out yesterday! I went home and collapsed for a couple of hours and went to bed at an ungodly early hour. My conclusion? School sux. Other Conclusion? Y'all rock. Especially austinmgross's theory of Gravity's Rainbow. I went back and reread some passages and you're TOTALLY RIGHT.

II. Lest ye forget to take your prozac, don't eat anything, for it will come back up the way it came thricefold.
Plain English: you'll be jackknifed around the freakin' toilet. Don't let it happen to you!

III. Should you need sleep by means of medication, don't chase the pill with three shots of espresso.
Plain English: never. EVER. Take three shots of espresso with a sleeping pill. Bad things happen.

My sisters gave me my birthday present this morning.

HOLY COMMONWEALTH OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE, BATMAN!

I got The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Anniversary Edition, and Monty Python's Flying Circus Season II on DVD!

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The Irony being it's National Trafalgar Day in the United Kingdom of Britain, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.

The day has gone by mostly with me in the bathroom puking up anything I eat and feeling v. tired and dizzy. To wit, I say:

FUCK YOU: GLAXOSMITHKLINE

My meds are not being nice to me today.

xa84's cat Fiona was attacked by another cat today, and now she has an infected leg.

I'm scared. And I'm sad. xa84's last cat was badly attacked (we assume it was a raccoon) and she never really recovered. This makes me so scared.

In the picture, however, she's taking a nap on a map of Italy, and she's looking at Tuscany. Ironically, where her owner (not me!) went this last summer.

Xa's HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!

Things are about to change.


I don't know how or when, but things are definately about to change.

I had 2 shots of espresso and I need a nap. I wish that I could do mornings the way cinsa does them:

2 pieces of burnt toast with a smattering of plum preserves
3 shots espresso with a smidge of vodka

if you can have carbs, sugar, caffene and a little bit of alcohol in the morning, I think things will go well

Hey Max, do you remember this? Spending what seemed like an eternity in the drizzling French countryside (ahhhhhh, La Loire!) just to see Lance Armstrong ride by, and since he wasn't wearing his yellow jersey we didn't see him in the pack of riders? Well, I got this photo off Monique's CD. OMG Lance Armstrong, have my babies!

Ben, I just ran out of space on my free account. This flickr upgrade comes not a moment too soon.

I didn't know they made chocolate bars the size of Salom's gigantic head. Seriously. That's a HUGE chocolate bar! Biggest damn bar I've ever seen, and I'm pretty much a connoisseur of German chocolate. Anyways, The photo was for size reference. Sadly, the chocolate bar wasn't the VOLUME of Salom's head. That would've been a party.


...AAnd we autographed your Sandman Chronicles ourselves. Or rather, Salom did. I had no part in that. We're sorry about the whole permanent marker thing...

Ok, parts 3 and 4 will come on Monday and Tuesday, or whenever I feel like it. Yeah, YOU heard me.

This is batch 1 of several from my little outing with dives and your package:


dives's book


Me burning another of dives's books

setharian, your package arrived. 3 days late. But, to be honest, that was the LARGEST pile of candy I've ever seen come in a package that small. Once me and <lj user="dives> get our act together, we'll mail the books + treats back.

I have a new layout. I think it's purdy. WOO.

I got really bored last Sunday so I went outside and played around with my digital camera. Check out the detail on the flowers. Raindrops!

First of all, I had some nice rolling anxiety attacks today. And, according to my shrink, when I get them, I should stay out of the places that make them worse. So I didn't go to any of my classes today. I spent the ENTIRE day in the senior lounge. I should probably take a shower to get the stink off me.

What counterbalances that shittiness?
1.) Anna Wu and I are Spain's Ambassadors.
2.) We're also Security Council, aka TEH BEST COMMITTEE (see: hott French delegate)
3.) Chai Latté run with Sthuthi
4.) Pegasus meeting today. Or should I say: Pəagasus?

I'm in charge of the Pegasus Tshirt making committee. God, is it just me, or has the club become much more FrenchBureaucratic?
Me: Do you guys prefer American-made stuff or the stuff made in Sweatshops by babies from Indonesia?
austinmgross: This shirt smells like a thousand Indonesian virgins
All: laughter

I THINK we concluded sweatshop free, but I can't tell. Anyways, I must away to the Mexican restaurant for vittles and libations.